1. Are you pregnant!?!? Just because I've chosen to not consume an alcoholic beverage tonight doesn't mean I'm pregnant. Besides, if I were, I would let you know when I want you to know.
2. That baby looks good on you. Ya', thanks I'd prefer if it were my own but apparently God has a different plan for me.
3. Just relax and it will happen. Right...I hadn't thought of that.
4. I just don't understand how you cannot be pregnant yet! Good grief all my DH has to do is look at me......SHUT UP!
5. You're thinking about it too much. It's kind of hard not to think about it when the first thing I have to do in the morning is take my temperature, or take a pill or give myself an injection!!
6. Have you tried standing on your head? Honey, I've hung upside down from the shower curtain rod.
7. You're young. And your point is?
8. Enjoy not having a baby while you can. How can I enjoy not having a baby when it's the only thing I want in the world?
9. Having a baby is so hard. Stop complaining...you have the greatest gift there is to receive. Enjoy it. They grow up so fast.
10. Get drunk and have sex all night. Nope...didn't work but it was fun!
11. Why don't you just adopt? You did NOT just say that!
Sorry if I sound like a bag. And I mean no personal offense to anyone.
xoxo
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