"So Are You Going To Have More Children?"

Replies (some fun, some rude, some stolen from others)

These are supposed to be fun! Add your snappy replies if you like! :-)

1. We're trying but my eggs are old and rotten.

2. We thought about it but then we met yours and changed our minds.

3. We used to have children but the cats were allergic to them so we gave them away.

4. We'd like to have kids but sex kind of grosses us out.

5. We've been meaning to ask parents where they're going to get their children. We haven't figured out where everyone is getting their babies from yet.

6. What is your favourite sexual position? Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were asking inappropriate questions.

7. We're infertile actually are you offering yours?

8. Actually, we're waiting for next year's model to come out. 

9. We're enjoying being DINKS right now. (Double Income No Kids).

10. Once the turkey basting works.